03/08/02 - 11:19:22
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Trooper stops van for weaving on the highway.|
A man staggers out of the vehicle.
Trooper asks, "Why were you weaving all over the road?"
Driver slurs, "It's because of my glass eye."
Trooper asks, "Which one is your glass eye, sir?"
Driver replies, "Both of them!"
Off to jail they went...
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