Cricket.......and warning signs

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Posted by don aters on 03/04/02 - 11:37:52
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They are around the world and make as much sense as most of ours.
great examples:
A Tokyo sign, "Is forbidden to steal towels, please.  If you are not a person to do such a thing, is please not to rad notis.
A Bucherest sign, The lift is being fixed for the next day, during that time, we regret that you will be unbearable.
Leipzeg sign,Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.
Paris hotel, Please leave your "values' at front desk.
Japanese hotel, You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Swiss restaurent, Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Bangkok cleaners, Drop your trousers here for best results.
Rome laundry, Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a great time.
Rhodes tailor, order summer suit, due to big rush we will execute in strict rotation.
Paris dress shop, "Dresses for street walking".
Thailand donkey ride, "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
Roman doctor, Specialist in women and other diseases.
Acapulcan hotel, The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Budapest zoo, Please do not feed the animals, if you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
..............and life goes on in a world confused by vernacular.

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