Alternative confessions for non-Catholics


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Posted by kevin r schmidt on 03/02/02 - 12:43:42
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That apology is up there with Bill Clinton's famous: I smoked marijuana but did not inhale.

And ...

I had oral sex with Monica Lewinskin but that is not the same as having an affair.

Alternatively for Bill Clinton he could have told Hillary Rodan Clinton, yes I had sex with Monica but I did not insert.

Then there is Jimmy Swaggart who was caught in a hotel room with a prostitute and didn't have sex with her and only masturbated.  On national TV he confessed to committing an [impropriety] against God but never sinned.

Now we have Billy Graham caught on tape talking about Jews controlling the media and his PR firm released the following statement:

"They do not reflect my views and I sincerely apologize for any offense caused by the remarks.''

I think the PR firm made a mistake.  What they actually meant to say was:

They do not reflect my [publicly expressed] views and I sincerely apologize for any offense caused by the remarks.


Funny how politicians and the religious right never admit to what they were really doing, saying we don't understand what they really meant, and how they never [sin].


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