02/11/02 - 09:58:28
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Dear Fellow & Propspective Cartographers:|
CIA (our portal for e-commerce) uses the utilitarian "Cardmember Services" for Visa/Mastercard order processing. Their job is to protect the consumer (YOOZ) & merchants (UZ) from an e-commerce nastiness. Their vigilance is to be applauded, however - they do not quite comprehend what we are attempting to accomplish with JS3C. All memberships submitted thus far, using CIA on-line with Visa/Mastercard are accepted & being processed immediately. Most of you shall receive your goods this week, the rest of you - next week. Unfortunately (but not really), future memberships shall NOT be processed by credit card - but by check or money order only.
IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED THAT THESE ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIPS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. YOU KNOW (SOME OF ) WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR YOUR HARD EARNED BUKLETS ... TOUR LAMINATE, PERRO CDs, EXCLUSIVE WEBSITE ACCESS TO OTHER MUSIC, LITERATURE ... & MORE. ALL QUESTIONS MAY BE DIRECTED TO MISSION CONTROL ... email@example.com .
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