Alice' new wisdom

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Posted by kevin r schmidt on 02/10/02 - 23:07:09
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White Windows

One system makes you faster
One system makes you slower
And the system that Bill Gates gives you
don't do anything all
Go ask Steve Jobs
When your Window NT gets a virus

And if you call Tech Support
And you know its not your fault
Tell em a LoveBug virus has crashed your system
Go buy a Mac
When they are on sale

When the idiot in tech support
Gets up to call his System Engineer
And you just lost all your files
And you blood pressure is about to pop
Go ask Alice
I doubt she'll know

When Windows and tech support
Fall sloppy dead
And the fatal system error flashes
And your about to smash your PC
Remember what the salesman said

Buy a Mac
Buy a Mac

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