acne kills????


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Posted by P on 01/17/02 - 14:10:17
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That scenario was played out here in FL recently, on a lazy Saturday afternoon.  A 15 year old kid stole a single-engine plane (so much for homeland security) and crashed it into the 28th floor of a 'skyscraper' located in downtown Tampa.  He was the only fatality and as far as I know, not Belgian.  

Found in the cockpit was a note professing his admiration for bin Laden and the acne prescription drug Accutane.  This drug has been encapsulated in controversy over the possible side effects of depression and suicidal tendencies.

His lawyer's defense?  "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplane--it was acne that killed the beast."

P


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