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Posted by feklar on 08/01/03 - 20:54:26
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OK I cannot verify this, it was seen in alt.guitar.amps on USENET, but most of it appears to ring true enough... the most interesting part I found was

"I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections)."

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Here it is folks. The "resume" (more like
track record) of ...

The WORST US President in history .
Remember: The election is not that far off...
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George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:


I ran for congress and lost.

I produced a Hollywood "slasher" B movie.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas; company  went  bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies
and made Texas the most  polluted state in the Union.

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most
smog-ridden city in  America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the
tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for
most executions by any Governor in American history.

I became president after losing the popular vote by
over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments
to the Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in
history.

I set economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.

In my first year in office, I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips of any president
in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.

I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any president in US history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused
to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the \history of
mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history.  (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a
Chevron oil tanker named after her).

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against
the will of the United Nations and the world community.

I created the largest government department bureaucracy
in the history of the United States.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any president in US history.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the human rights commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration
in US history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the International Criminal Court.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most
corporate campaign donations.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best
friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).

I am the first US president to establish a secret
shadow government.

I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less
than a year made the US the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I, with a policy of 'disengagement,' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat
to world peace and stability.

I am the first US president in history to have the people of South
Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate
neighbor, North Korea.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.

I set all-time record for number of administration
appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.

I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden
'dead or alive'.

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to
murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building.
After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security
failure in the history of the United States.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other president in US history.

In a little over two years I created the most divided
country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the
civil war.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US
history and in less than two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time
of war.

I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation for which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.

For personal references please speak to my father or James Baker.
(They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group
for war profiteering.)




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